Brawling with Botticelli / by Kyle Darnell

This weeks online assignment is courtesy of Olive Bouseman. For the record I would power-bomb Willem deKooning through a table.

Brawling with Botticelli:
If you were thrown in a wrestling ring and absolutely had to fight any artist from any time period who would you choose and why? 

I would probably fight Damien Hirst just because I think it’d be funny if he got punched and lost a tooth like in a boxing movie to then preserve it in formaldehyde and auction it off for millions of dollars. 

Here’s a wonderful article about many art history fights including some well known favorites such as Caravaggio just being an actual murderer but also some lesser known gems: https://hyperallergic.com/268251/from-michelangelo-to-marden-seven-fierce-fistfights-from-art-history/